- A friend tips me off about yellow dots on color lasers
- I gather some evidence and send Lexmark an email
- I follow their testing procedure and send in my results
- I am escalated to higher-level support, and I mail in a package of evidence.
- Lexmark calls me back, assures me that new photoconductor will fix the problem.
- After the photoconductor test fails, Lexmark phones me back and fesses up to the yellow dots being an on-purpose security feature.
This morning, I tried getting in touch with someone at Lexmark Canada. It's harder than it seems to talk to anyone useful. I did, however, record the calls so I could make better notes about them.
I'm not posting the recorded calls - I think that's creepy. Here are the transcript notes.
Call #1 - 1-800-539-6275
- Talked to a guy named James, obviously Canadian. I explain my "problem" to James, including the fact that Lexmark USA called the issue a security issue.
- He transfers me to a new menu system that I have to navigate. A robot woman finally directs me to a person.
- Holding, holding, holding.
- Robot woman: "Your call was unable to be completed. Call the toll-free number again". Damn!!
- I re-navigate through the menu for tech support. It asks for the first four numbers of my printer's machine number, it tells me I am a liar. I navigate to the "support for all lasers" option.
- I tell the robot I have an existing service request number and enter it.
- "Your call is being routed to a dispatch agent".
- Signal volume fades incredibly, a very-outsourced woman answers the line.
- She asks me what the issue is... but there is a language barrier in understanding the issue.
- She mumbles mumbles mumbles TRANSFER YOU mumbles
- A man answers the line - again, a very outsourced man answers the phone.
- Brahm: Explains yellow dots issue, matrix of yellow dots, Lexmark USA confirmed this is a security measure, why is it implemented in Canada?
- Lexmark Outsource: "Don't worry, we are here to help you." (actual quote :-) )
- Lexmark Outsource: Are you next to the printer so we can diagnose the issue?
- Brahm: It's already been diagnosed, I've done the test pages, I've sent them samples, I'm looking for answers, about why it is happening. I want to know why the dots are being printed, not how.
- Lexmark Outsource: Was the issue resolved?
- Brahm: No, because the dots still print on the page. Lexmark USA says it's a built-in feature, they print on purpose.
- Lexmark Outsource: I am sorry, but it is not a built-in issue. It is not a feature. There are many parts that can cause this issue, the toner cartridge, the photoconductor unit, etc etc, we need to identify the part causing the issue.
- Brahm: I'm sorry sir, I've already done through all of that, I talked to {removed} at Lexmark USA, I received a new set of PC units, that doesn't fix the problem, we've swapped toner cartridges, that doesn't fix the problem, these dots appear because it's an anti-counterfeiting measure, and I want to know WHY they appear on printers sold in Canada.
- Lexmark Outsource: Not sure about that... as far as I know, we can diagnose the issue, and I am not sure what is calling it.
- Brahm: Okay, do you know of anyone who works in product engineering, or anyone who works in the Canadian HQ who works in security, or something like that?
- I received the number 1-800-663-7662 x0 for Canadian Customer Support and thanked the agent for his help.
- A french-Canadian sounding robot picks up the call. I am optimistic about the Canadian-ness of the line.
- Lisa picks up the call. I give her the brief rundown - I said there was a security issue, I've been passed around Lexmark USA and outsourced tech support, I need to talk to someone about laser printers.
- Jason gets the new call. I give him the rundown about the yellow dots, the American tech support, the photoconductor replacement, the admission of the security feature.
- I said that HE said it was a "security feature mandated by the government" and hoped I didn't sound crazy.
- Jason offers to put me through to tech support. I start to protest but he says "I'll put you right through" and mashes "hold" as fast as he can.
- Oh NO... Outsourced tech support answers. I give the rundown... AGAIN... and the call is disconnected. Signal faded, who knows.
- 1-800-539-6275 has 5,610 Google hits. This number is also 1-800-LEXMARK. This goes somewhere in the states.
- 1-800-663-7662 has 47 Google hits. I think this is the secret number to the inside! At least for Lexmark Canada.
- Outsourced tech support - while good for "not enough toner" troubleshooting - can be pretty painful at resolving any real issues.
- Lexmark's easy solution for the yellow dots is to just toss you on a line to India. I think letter-writing and emails is the way to go.
- Lexmark USA and Lexmark Canada both have privacy offiers.
USA:
privacy@lexmark.com
Privacy Mailbox
740 West New Circle Road
Lexington, Kentucky 40550
U.S.A
Canada:
canadaprivacy@lexmark.com
Attention: Privacy Officer Inc.
50 Leek Crescent
Richmond Hill, ON
L4B 4J3
- What American law mandates the yellow dot security feature?
- Why is this feature included on printers sold in Canada?
- Is this legal in Canada? If so, please indicate exactly which laws make this so.
- Is there any way to disable the feature? If not, why not? Is a solution being developed to disable this feature?
- Are there other features embedded in this printer that make it easier to track documents that I print?